The Devine One returns with some provocative opinions about a new tv show and life as a wrestler.

Johnny Devine — Devine Intervention

Wrestling Reality

Lately I have been an avid Fight Network watcher, more so than usual as it’s my favorite channel, due mostly to one show: Wrestling Reality, the showcase of the life of an Indy wrestler in the Maritimes of Canada. Created by Pete Smith, better know as Kingman or Brody Steele and Rick Doyle, better known on the show as Trash Canyon, it’s a behind the scenes look at a tour that happened in the spring around the Maritimes. At times it may seem a bit contrived, but then so is the world of pro wrestling.

The last episode struck a pair of nerves for me as they are near and dear to my heart. The episode I speak of centered around respect for the business and the guys you travel with, and the lack of said respect that a lot of the young guys coming up now have, as it was never taught to them properly. Now, I am not going to go into a “back in my day” kind of speech here, as if I did I would be dating myself horribly, but I will speak out on the punishments doled out and reactions to said punishments.

For those of you not lucky enough to get the show, three of the young guys on the tour were supposed to be at a certain spot at a certain time to load a van and drive to the next show but were very late and unapologetic almost, for not being on time. In most jobs around the world this kind of behavior is intolerable, but when it’s a bunch of hung over, angry wrestlers who you are pissing off, it’s down right dangerous.

There was a time these three would have been left behind to find their own way to the next show and if they had not made it been fired and probably worse. But alas those days are gone for good now that we teach our children it’s ok to be failures and mediocre, and instead reward them heavily for just getting by in life. I think back to my time in the army and wonder how it would have been handled had I just decided not to show up for a timing and gave the excuse “no one else woke me up.”

As it was these guys were given the wrestler court (more on this later) standard punishment of a mile and a case of beer each and had to be “young boys” (Japanese term for green or new wrestlers still earning their stripes) for Pete and carry his bags. I personally think this punishment was WAY too light, but then again I am a noted Ahole.

This kind of behavior is rampant in the wrestling business now, as more and more young guys learn the craft from less and less credible trainers. I know I bring this up a lot, but in truth it is the trainer’s responsibility to make sure these guys understand what they are supposed to be doing and what they represent. That being the trainer themselves. I would be mortified to the point of near homicide if one of my students acted in such a manner. And were I to find out about one of mine acting like that the punishment would be very severe. I am sure guys like Lance Storm and Killer Kowalski, or Dory Funk or the Dudleys would agree that the student reflects on the teacher.

It’s unfortunate that these kinds of things are never going to change back but only get worse as time progresses, but such it the way of life. I hope any young guys who happen to read this who are training or the trainers training these guys take note. In major companies the guys who matter, the Johnny Aces, the Terry Taylors, the guys who do the hiring and firing for the big two, are VERY old school as far as respect goes and it is noted every time a potential hire screws up in any way. This is a very small business as far as word of mouth goes, everyone hears everything. (Believe me!!) So you should always have that in the back of your head. Even when you are out partying your brains out after a show well done.

I have to say I have really enjoyed the show thus far, but Lance Storm not so much. In one of his latest columns (http://www.stormwrestling.com/112707.html) he gives a little rundown of his thought at the end of the piece and is honest about what he thought. On a certain level I agree with him, but knowing a bunch of the guys on/running the show I will disagree only on the following. I don’t believe they are trying to come off as all knowing but only stating what they do know. I agree that the average wrestling fan will enjoy the show but hope the workers/wrestlers and young guys watching the show know the difference in what Lance is trying to point out is that there are differing levels of stardom/making it and it is a night and day kind of a difference.

Gary Williams (Gallant) I have known for many years and have wrestled many times and I can say from first hand knowledge that this is a guy who should have and still can go a lot further. He just needs a break. Timing or choices being what they are the cards didn’t fall for Gary, but he is a top hand, with a great attitude, look and ability and I really hope he gets more from the business as I know some of what he has put into it. Best of luck bro if you read this.

For those of you who don’t know what it is, Wrestler Court is kind of a kangaroo court of your peers when you screw up. It is truly a lost treasure here in North America as it’s not brought up near enough. But in England and Europe it’s still holding strong. Basically an offender is brought up on charges, in this case missing a timing and pissing everyone off. The ranking wrestler in the crew (most time in) sits as judge and the next two ranking crew act as prosecutor and public defender, although the defender really has no desire to help the client. The judge then hears the case and decides on a sentence, the usual being running miles in under so many minutes, usually 10-8 (six for me) or cases of beer, but they can range to the obscure and embarrassing depending on the crime. I have seen naked karaoke and streaking as sentences. It really depends on the judge. I hope any companies or workers reading this remember it and start using it at their promotion as it’s a great fun motivator but also a way to keep guys in check. As long as its all in “good fun” for the guys watching the sentence.

For those of you with the Fight Network I urge you to check out the show Tuesday nights and judge for yourselves. For those of you without it, well I guess you are s.o.l.

As always comments, concerns, queries or quandaries, questions and booking inquiries can be sent to johnnydevine@shaw.ca .

In the mean time and in between time, that’s it. Another edition of Devine Intervention.

Bye now
Devine