Miss Ayn — New Views (Finally!)
July 11th, 2008Miss Ayn is back with her Views, after a long hiatus.
Miss Ayn: Annie’s View
New Views (Finally!)
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Hello Viewers,
Well, there has been a lot going on since I have last written a column. It’s been a month of Sabbaths for me so I’m just going to get started with what I think are things that I liked, disliked, and just thought were dumb.
The Draft.
Well, this was interesting at least this time around. The news through the Internet was that Cena was going to SmackDown. But it turned out to be Hunter which, is smart I think. Why? I’ll tell you. Cena has already been on that show and I think (in my View) that both ECW and SD are just dying. Very slowly but dying nonetheless.
The only way to save ECW is to bring back Paul Heyman and, since Vince has much too big of an ego for that (at least so it seems), I don’t think this will happen. However, if Heyman does return, I think ECW shows would be a lot better. At least they’d be well written. Actually, there really isn’t anything or anyone on those shows that I really care about (save Matt) and he can’t save the show by himself. (Or can he)? Let me know your Views as they’re always wanted.
JR on SD?
Now this is definitely something nobody saw coming. Do you like him there? I think it’s strange but it makes the show a little better because they have a good announcer now. Not that Cole was bad - I like him, but I’ll be honest, I just wasn’t watching SD and now that it’s the only way to see Hunter, Needless to say I watch it a bit more now. Sure, I still fast forward through the stupid or boring matches but to be honest, I do that with RAW as well.
THE SWERVE.
Did you see it coming? On RAW? Me either which made it awesome. There was Edge. I was wondering why he was on there. Leave him on SD with the stupid storyline involving Eddy’s wife (he must be really dying now). Batista showed, which, since he’s supposed to be on that show now, was a good thing. Nailing Edge was great but the cashing in of the money in the bank by C.M. Punk was awesome. Nobody really saw that coming and if you did, good for you. Or, maybe not because that means it was just another boring wrestling show for you. As for me, it was awesome because I didn’t see it coming. Great idea.
McMahon’s Millions.
So Vince was giving away millions of dollars. Three to be exact. Too bad he had to practically stiff a couple of people to do it. That one girl that won two whole dollars and another who won sixteen. Do you think Vince hates women? Me too!!
As for what happened to Vince on RAW. Who cares? He’s off the show for a while and I for one am pleased. I wonder when Stephanie’s baby is due?
HOGAN NEWS.
Okay, I loved my Dad. No, I really did. I miss him a great deal. That being said, the idea of him rubbing my rear end with anything sickens me. You know, there comes a time in a girl’s life where she needs a boyfriend more than her Dad. This is one of those times. Brook may be a Daddy’s girl but this was just icky is the cleanest way I can put it. Revolting that’s what it is. Good. I found a word.
I can’t believe that Hogan’s ex wife thinks that her Son being in jail is worse for her than for the Mom who lost her son THANKS to Linda Hogan’s son’s STUPIDITY!!!!
And Hogan making sure that he gets his son a TV show after he’s released just makes this family sleazy. If that’s not enough Linda’s been seen with some kid younger than her own daughter. All in all, the respect I once had for the Hogan family (okay, Hulk Hogan) is pretty much shot now. Yep. Shot.
I know this was short, and I’m sorry, but wrestling just isn’t what it used to be. They need something. Heyman and a few good writers and let’s not forget actually wrestling.
QUESTION OF THE WEEK? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WRESTLING NOW?
That’s it and again, I’m sorry. But until next time (let’s hope it’s a lot sooner than later) be good or, be like me really good doin’ it.
– Annie

