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April Hunter — Hunting with April

Updates, The Playboy Convention & More!

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Isn’t it normal to get an absurd amout of pleasure by talking to your dog on helium & popping bubble wrap? Or no?

Glamourcon ‘08, Chicago, IL.  Playmates Are Like Good Pastry — Sweet …and Flaky.

Glamourcon is always an excuse to grab boobies. This one was no different as you’ll see from the pictures! I’ll get right to the good stuff; The Gossip.

-Chyna/Joanie Laurer was billed to be on this convention but no-showed. She told the promoter “her flight in Japan was delayed.” However, she didn’t show up on Sunday, either.

-The convention was really decent despite being in a bit of an economic slump and all the other models showed up. There was quite an awesome mix of hotties this year. Playmates (naturally), centerfolds, wrestler, fetish “Dita Von Tease” chicks (Carlotta Champagne & Samantha Grace), porn stars, a cliché… (Inga from Sweden) and even a bodybuilder. PMOY Jayde Nicole (and many others) were extremely tall. At 5″9′, I felt short!

Uber gorgeous: the now-redheaded Christi Shake is much prettier in person and reminded me a lot of Christie Hemme. Cathy St. George was also really striking in that “super hot woman of a certain age” way.
-One of the Playmates of the Year was especially standoffish towards fans and peers alike. She had this look on her face while doing pictures like “Ewww. You’re all icky.”  I’m not totally sure she realizes that she posed for a nude magazine.

- No less than two (flaky pastry) playmates asked me to pay after taking photos with them. Despite the fact that I was wearing a short dress, high heels and boobs all over the place, …just like they were. (One of the other girls leaned over and said “Duh! Hello!  …She’s a model too!”) The non-playmate group seemed a bit… sharper. No pay requests from them.

-Snake Babe was my neighbor. She was quite popular and her magician roadie hubbie were awesome to me; lending me gaffers tape and teaching me all kinds of little convention tricks. He shared his airport TSA story, where they wanted to search his Babe’s carry-on bag, so they said “Sir, is this your bag?”

He asked, “That depends. Are you over 18?”

The guy just looked at him and said, “We need to open your bag.”
“Well, you need to be over 18. I’m not getting in trouble for what you might see.” That, of course, brought in the swat team.
“What was in there?” I asked.
“When they unzipped the bag, they got pictures of my wife with c*cks in her mouth and assorted d*ldos. They zipped it back up pretty damn quickly and pushed us through after that.” he said. Suddenly he perked up and smiled, “Hey, do you like my wife? Would you want to have sex with her?”
If that d*ldo gimmick works, maybe I should start taking some though TSA. Maybe you should, too.

- My favorite fun model was Chelsea Charms. When someone says, “her tits were as big as my head!” - well, with Chelsea, they mean it. Bigger, actually. And HEAVY as hell. I can only imagine that everything she wears must have to be custom made. Christine Mendoza’s boobs were second runner up in this Massive Tit competition, and hers were all natural. Let’s not forget, the three brown sugar babes with real ones. I squished between Amber Fox and Ashley Moon — and couldn’t help noticing that their cups definitely runneth over!

-Adult film star Taylor Wayne had a non-stop line of customers that went out the door both days. She was definitely a hottie in a Janine (sans sleeve tattoo) way.

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The four types of fans at GC:
-Normal: The casual fan that simply appreciates pretty women or is getting an autograph for himself or a co-worker/family member
-The Groper: Tries to get as much for his photo money as he can. Casually slips his fingers down to your butt cheek while you’re taking a photo with him to squeeze the Charmin’.  Must be aware of his hands (and mouth) at all times. He’s also the “Can I get a hug?” person.
-The Myspace/facebook Photo Updater: There to get a cool picture with a hot babe, thus raising his “friend comment” potential tenfold. Also known as “The Wrestling Fan.”
-The Amateur Photographer: Moves in on his captive models like a hunter in his very first season. You can see him from a mile away sporting an expensive camera with a huge lens, yet he often forgets to remove the cap when shooting. Oy, crikey!

- Standard whacked out request of the weekend: “Can you do a picture with me… but choke me while we’re taking a picture? I mean, REALLY choke me?”

-Saturday night, I went out and had the best steak of my life with Simon (from Eng-er-land) and Andy at Harry Carray’s. It was an amazing little Chicago restaurant where I had the greatest steak of my life with some stellar (albeit jet lagged) company that night.

I’d made the mistake of flying into Midway airport instead of O’Hare, (I knew the booking was going way too smoothly-something HAD to go wrong…) so finding a ride to Crown Plaza O’Hare proved tricky. The shuttle I’d reserved had a driver with a major attitude (”I ain’t driving to O’Hare for just one person!”) wouldn’t take me.  I’d pulled an all-nighter to make my 5 a.m. morning flight over to Chicago and began to panic. I ended up paying three times what the fee should have been to an off duty shuttle driver to take me the 45 minutes across town (while slapping on makeup in the back seat) and just barely made the show.

Getting back seemed more difficult, but last minute, an Indy wrestler (in shining armour) Scott/Demented, offered to drive me out Sunday afternoon. We squished into his tiny car (which also housed a huge six foot table and broken trunk — totally indyriffic!), placed my suitcases on my lap, stopped off for a quick Italian dinner, gave him enough dollars to cover the parking & tolls and made it to the airport with plenty of time to spare. Yay! Thank f-ck for the Stranded Indy Wrestler Code of Honor.

I am so glad I went; it was probably the best convention booking I’ve had all year. I just wish I hadn’t waited so long to return. I sold every single DVD and almost every magazine. Oddly enough, all my wrestling stuff went first. Go figure. Thank you for coming out and making this so much fun. The fans that attended were absolutely fantastic! Special thanks to Simon, who was a great help and great company. Thanks also to Dr. Mask, who created and sent the sexy poster for me to use. Huge thanks to GC for holding this event.
I wrapped up a great weekend with a snapshot of the Blues Brothers and an easy Southwest flight (the only airline that doesn’t charge you to wear your own clothes!).
Chicago still ROCKS!
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