CHIKARA Wrestling 10/30
October 30th, 2008Truckers, Titans, Turtles, Tecnicos & More Signed For Action As CHIKARA Returns To Wallingford!
Annnnnnd we’re back, CHIKARMY! Only this time, we’re coming to you live from the home of the 2008 WORLD SERIES CHAMPION PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES! Despite the revelry going late into the night on Broad Street, our excitement couldn’t keep us asleep for long, as we were at the old OFFICE bright and early in order to get things going full-steam for our upcoming return to glorious Wallingford, CT on Sunday, November 16th for a show temporarily entitled “I, McMahon”. We’ve got 3 big time bouts to talk you about, and we’re still a bundle of energy from last night, so let’s get right at it then, shall we?
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All it took from there was a 2 minute phone call from our beloved Director of Fun, the guy we call “CHIKARLIE MANUEL”, Leonard F. Chikarason, and the match was signed for Novemeber 16th in Wallingford. Claudio Castagnoli has never had an issue with defending his position in the CHIKARA landscape, and called Kingston’s gripes about the GAUNTLET “typical King nonsense - he’s never happy, and he never wants anyone else to be either.” When speaking to him on the phone about the issue, we could definitely pick up the tone of annoyance in Claudio’s voice that generally spells trouble from the otherwise mellow Swiss Strongman. Claudio feels that his track record speaks for itself, and his slot as the CHIKARA anchor in THE GLOBAL GAUNTLET was something he earned, not politicked for.
And with that, the bout is on for “I, McMahon” - can Eddie Kingston put together a performance worthy of the spot he feels belongs to him? Or will Claudio’s monster year continue with a victory over one of CHIKARA’s fiercest competitors?
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Naturally, we tried to explain to Turtle that a fight with an enraged Brodie Lee may not be the smartest move in the world, but to no avail. Steven told us that he’s been dying to a part of a New England CHIKARA card for nearly a year-and-a-half, and that he would take any opportunity to do so. He also wants to prove to everyone that he’s more than just a novelty in the CHIKARA landscape, and isn’t a competitor to take lightly. We’ve seen Turtle put up good efforts against established opponents like Ophidian and F.I.S.T. in the past, but Brodie Lee is an entirely different level of fight. Reluctantly, L.F.C. is sticking by the “first come, first serve” rule we keep in regards to open challenges, as Turtle as he recived fair warning as to what may happen in this bout. Upon recieving word of his opponent, the reaction of Brodie Lee was a distrubing one at best - we can’t be 100% sure, but we think we heard his skin stretch as he might have smiled for the first time in his life, before breaking out in an unnerving fit of laughter at the thought of what might happen in Wallingford.
Will Steve “The Turtle” Weiner do what’s best for his own survival and flee the country prior to “I, McMahon”? Or will he really do the unthinkable and step inside what is tantamount to the cave of a rabid Grizzly Bear when he goes one-on-one with Brodie Lee in Wallingford?

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Will these two pairs of duos be able to co-exist in Wallingford? With all 4 teams looking to become the next contenders to the winner of the Osirian Portal/Lince-Equinox Campeonatos de Parejas bout that takes place that same night at “I, McMahon”, anything is possible, but only one side can win. Who will it be?
The only way you’ll know for sure is by joining us LIVE AND IN LIVING COLOR for CHIKARA’s huge return to New England with “Cibernetico Begins” on Saturday, November 15th in Framingham, Mass. and “I, McMahon” on Sunday November 16th, in Wallingford, CT. Framingham will feature our fall juggernaut, TORNEO CIBERNETICO, as Vin Gerard and Equinox captain 8-man squads into an elimination tag war, and Wallingford will see The Osirian Portal defend Los Campeonatos de Parejas in Connecticut for the first time against the high-flying duo of Equinox and Lince Dorado, plus Vin Gerard defends the Young Lions Cup against Worker Ant, and tons more! Be there, be hip, be excited - because CHIKARA is coming to blow New England away!

For The Young Lions Cup! (3rd Defense)

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