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April Hunter — Hunting with April

Good girls wax their floors. Redheads wax their bikini lines.

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This & That…

If you came out to Horse Cave, KY (odd name, right? More on that in a sec.) for the show last weekend, thank you. Fantastic crowd! Useless Factoid #784: Kentucky is not only home to some of the most appreciative wrestling fans in America - it’s part of their culture, like lucha libre is to the Latinos - but it’s also home to the largest and most amazing caverns & caves in entire world. See, it’s not all moonshine, Johnny Depp, Abe Lincoln & Larry Flynt…  …although those ain’t bad contributions, either.

I’ll be on the next UCW show in April 09 and will be doing an upcoming autograph signing in: Louisville, KY on Dec 6th & 7th:: April Hunter & Greg “The Hammer” Valentine! ExpoFive, Derby Park Flea Market.11 am- 4:30 pm. Hope to see you there!

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Major Heat With The (Thieving) Corgi.
This week I had a video shoot and then very little else, since I managed to break two of my toes. Don’t ask, it was really stupid. Reallllllly stupid. It involved a table leg, a franticly absent minded stubbing and a “wishbone effect” of the toes away from the foot until they made a sick sound followed by a longish period (probably just a moment or two, but it felt much longer) of searing pain whilst doubled over. Told ya… stupid. And to make matters worse, it’s astonishingly painful.  (Yep, the big tough wrestler chick is complaining out a couple of TOES. I feel very twatty for it, too.) So I decided to do the rest/elevate thing and watch a movie. I couldn’t get my foot into my sneaker to work out, anyway. Suddenly, Cosmo (my two year old dog) darted past me. As all eleven inches of him flew by, I saw something out of t! he corner of my eye in his mouth.
Uh, oh. Not good.

To anyone who has ever dealt intimately with Corgi’s, they’re fairly infamous for being spirited thieves and eating your home. Sometimes literally. In this case, I hobbled after him only to discover that he’d just nabbed the two DVD’s I was choosing for that evening right off of the table. And he seemed quite happy to play Keep Away with me.

Now, Cosmo has stolen papers before, shoes …and napkins, socks, even a book once …and lots and lots of undies. But never a DVD. He has a hiding spot under the bed for all his hot stash he must know I can’t quite reach. I limp-walked as fast as I could out to the kitchen to bribe him with a treat. TREAT! He dropped the discs on the carpet like they were yesterday’s news. But it was too late. He’d chomped down on them hard with his little teeth; they now looked like Braille was written into them. Great. Amongst the damage; disc 1 of Schindlers List - gone. Disc two, fine. Awesome. I’d been trying to make time to see this movie forever now.  I’m probably the only person left who HASN’T seen it yet. (Ditto for Dark Knight.) Fingering my ruined disc, I glanced over at him. He was contentedly working a piece of chicken jerky over and seemed to have forgotten all about what he’d just done. Sigh. Live and learn.

…And elevate to much higher levels. Not just the toes. The DVD’s.
(Thank you Chuckflix, for the replacement!)

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Enjoy & Thanks for reading!-

Kisses… April xo
You Can Sleep With A Blonde, You Can Sleep With A Brunette.
But You’ll Never Get Any Sleep With A Redhead!

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Hunter Ha Ha…

…(or rather, Hunter Hmmmmm…) Speaking of elevating…
Interesting Story About Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer’s invention, so large shipments of manure were common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when n wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.  Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term ‘Ship High In Transit’ on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower d! ecks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Thus evolved the term ‘S.H.I.T.’, (Ship High In Transport) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day. Apparently, S.H.I.T. isn’t a golf term after all.

I’m not sure if this is true, but it’s a good story.

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