Hunter — Louisville This Wkend, Weird Families, Joke of the Week…
December 4th, 2008The gorgeous but deadly April Hunter is back with her latest column.
April Hunter — Hunting with April
“It’s not that I’m rebelling. It’s just that I’m trying to find another way.”
-Edie Sedgwick
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This Weekend…
-December 6th & 7th:: April Hunter, Bobo Brazil & Greg “The Hammer” Valentine! ExpoFive, Derby Park Flea Market, Louisville KY. 12 - 6 pm. Come hang out!
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-Dec 13th:: KWA Wrestling, Shopville KY. Shopville High School Gym. 7:30pm.
-Dec 17th - Jan. 7th :: CANADA. I’ll be out of the country for half this month, but have no fear; we here at AprilHunter.com plan to keep you warm with continued weekly updates I’m getting ready ahead of time. The “free shipping” offer expires next week, so get in on it while you can!
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Mail: 9462 Brownsboro Rd #101, L’ville, KY 40241.
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So, How Was YOUR Thanksgiving?
Like many, I have a weird family. I use the term “family” loosely, since they never really quite got the grasp of what “family” is supposed to mean. For example, family is whom you count on if you break down at 4 a.m. to come get you, right? Not mine. My family takes the phone off the hook so as not to disturb their sleep. I once sat in a hospital all night after a head injury since they wouldn’t release me to anyone but family,
and “family” couldn’t be bothered until after 10 a.m. (And they claim I was actually a wanted child.)
What you can usually count on them to do is the exact opposite of what a real family would do, then await howling protests (usually after the accusation that Subject “has been raised by wolves”) and then a counter-offensive maneuvers into why I, in fact, am the real problem in this equation. Any equation.
It’s a very hit-or-miss family. The kind that can give you stomach cramps when it’s time to get them all in one room for an occasion. It’s no real wonder why I often prefer spending time with Cosmo. Unlike family (and tag partners), a dog doesn’t turn on the one who looks out for it.
Which is extra hard to deal with when your career choice is hit-or-miss, too. One month you work all over the world and have no time for sleep, friends’ baby showers, or boyfriends. The next month, nothing. The phone doesn’t ring.
Having no real stability in your life is why most entertainers are
well, flaky and/or neurotic.
I am no different.
This of course leads to stressful holiday gatherings. But don’t we all continue to try? Maybe a smack upside the head would be more appropriate.
At the same time I was leaving for Charlotte NC, I caught that death cold that’s been going around. Why won’t this go away? Who DOESN’T have this cold? Does nothing get rid of this evil thing?
While my head was too stuffed up to breathe, I managed to re-break my toes horsing around with my brother on Thanksgiving. Or rather, I play-forearmed him and he (being a military brute) grabbed me (not realizing how beat up I am) and took me down, both of us landing sideways on my foot. OUCH. I mean, major, f*&#ing ouch. My little toe is still swollen to double its size. I spent much of the holiday on ice. Which got me out of dish duty at least!
After driving all night Wednesday, we’d arrived at 6:30 in NC the morning of Thanksgiving. I had tried to sleep, but two hours later, Cosmo was bouncing off the walls thanks to the B’s: bacon, birds and boys. The relatives had plenty of all three. I personally hate turkey and think (aside from the roasted skin) it’s overrated. The trip was what it was. Angels & Demons book on CD made the seventeen-hour drive round trip worth it.
On a high note, I got to see my nephews,
and on my way out of Charlotte NC, I saw a huge billboard. It said: “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Thank you for 35 years, Nature Boy.”
How friggin’ cool is that?
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Dear Santa,
I have been mostly good, but a little naughty here and there this year. Yes, I’m still doing the nudie stuff. Does that make me a bad girl? I hope so! I might let you spank me if you bring me what’s on my list. I would like Amazon.com & Victorias Secret gift certificates. They’re so much fun, and I can even shop from home in my undies at 2 a.m.!
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Mail: 9462 Brownsboro Rd #101, Louisville KY 40241
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Enjoy & Thanks for reading! I hope to see some of you in the ‘Ville this weekend at Derby Park!-
Kisses… April xo
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Hunter Ha Ha…
A guy is in line at the local Wal-Mart when he notices that a rather hot blond behind him has just smiled “Hello” to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him… and although familiar he can’t place where he might know her from… so he says …”Sorry…. do you know me?”
She replies… “I may be mistaken… but I thought you might be the father… of one of my children.”
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. “Holy crap”…. he says, “are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends…. while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my behind?”
“No”…. she replies…..”I’m your son’s teacher.”
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