B.D.K. Blog –
Tim Donst Basks In The Glories Of Deception
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11/30/2009:
UltraMantis, how stupid can you be? Over the years, you’ve chosen to surround yourself with weaklings like Hydra, bumblers likeCrossbones, and your latest drooling pet, Delirious. So right from the get-go, any reasonable person would have you pegged for a loser. I know I did.
In the spring of 2008, I infiltrated your dumb little cult by faking retrograde amnesia. That usually only works on Gilligan’s Island reruns. But you’re so drunk with the little power you have over your cronies, you fell for it – hook, line and sinker. I was there on a mission, and like a good soldier, I came through.
One of the Wrestle Factory trainers, Mike Quackenbush, concocted the plan by which I discovered that Shane Storm traded the secrets of the CHIKARA Special to you in exchange for a win. To make the charade work, all I had to be was a little bit clever, and a little bit patient. The rest was like taking candy from a baby. The second time around, I didn’t even have to be clever. It’s amazing what you can do with a trench coat, a mask and a vocoder.
There was a time when I used to fear men like you, Mantis. There was a time when I thought the best thing for my career was to play good little soldier in the tecnico army. You know where that kind of thinking got me?
Nowhere.
But there came a day when BadBackenbush couldn’t come to training – laid up in a hospital bed after surgery. And on that hot June day, when Claudio Castagnoli walked in, my life would change. I would come to see things as they truly are. Men like you Mantis – you live a lie. Well I’m no one’s fool. I’m no one’s sidekick…not anymore. I’ve wiped away my past – the one-sided allegiances and tag team failures are history – it’s time for me to step out into the spotlight.
Im Namen der Bruderschaft,
TD
P.S. – Y’know the best part Mantis? The part right under your nose all along? “Vökoder.” You don’t have to know many German words to see what’s right there – the bait.
And you took it.
And you took it.
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