The gorgeous and dangerous April Hunter is back from Europe with a new column.
April Hunter — Hunting with April
Happy & Merry!
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Cool Fan Email of the Week… (-Written by someone who is learning English as a second language.)
“i saw your last pics of your tour in france and germany. you are fantastic. you are very beautiful and you pics are pretty and fun.my dream is to meet you and see you in live. it is my dream and i know that i will never see you. i am stupid , but i have to say you the true. -FA”
(AH: Thank you! Not at all stupid. I love meeting people when I do an appearance… that’s why I do so many. If I get to Spain, I hope you come see me!)
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Happy & Merry!
I’m taking a break from (over-)packing for Florida (Monday, warmish) and Edmonton, Canada (Tuesday, freezing cold as a witches titty). I’m kind of worried that I might not make my gig tomorrow, since I’m routed through the Balt/Wash airport to FL, and there doesn’t seem to be much wiggle room with the snow, so I’m keeping my fingers crossed.
But since I won’t be around much this week, I wanted to send a quick shout out to say THANK YOU for EVERYTHING and that I hope you had a very happy Hanukkah and have a lovely, tasty Christmas and Kwanzaa!
Speaking of Naughty Santa issues, I leave you with a ’sign of the times’ Christmas Poem:
Up On the Desktop, Click, Click, Click!
I’m going to Google Santa Claus. I’m going to Google him because
He does a lot of kinky stuff that common sense forbids.
The hat, the sleigh, the biker beard – all strike me as a little weird.
I want to check him out before I let him near the kids.
I’m going to Google Santa Claus, his gay apparel gives me pause.
I’ll find out what he smokes and if he used to be a dame.
I want to know what kind of guy goes mushing reindeer through the sky.
I want to know what Vixen did to earn that kind of name?
And so I’ll Google old Saint Nick and find out just what makes him tick.
I’ll search his background thoroughly and learn his every vice.
Old Santa’s in the hot seat now. He’s had it coming anyhow.
It’s time we learn for certain if he’s naughty or if he’s nice!
Merry Christmas! – Kisses! April xxoox
ps. At the risk of sounding redundant as hell, all I want for Christmas is a http://www.Amazon.com gift certificate! (My email: comments@aprilhunter.com)
Amazon has been so incredibly useful lately, especially with not having much spare time, last minute photo shoots that need props like swords, baseball bats and pink boxing gloves — oh, and shopping online in the middle of the night while only wearing undies is pretty awesome!
You Can Sleep With A Blonde, You Can Sleep With A Brunette.
But You’ll Never Get Any Sleep With A Redhead!
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Hunter Ha Ha…
How are Christmas and working for a Fortune 500 company similar?
You do all the work and a fat ass in a suit takes all the credit.
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