The gorgeous and dangerous April Hunter is back with a new column.
April Hunter — Hunting with April
Good Girls Blush…
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Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie. Redheads know they could do it better.
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Appearances…
Wed 4th Coliseum Championship Wrestling/Jamie Dundee’s Promotion – Evansville IN, Coliseum. 7 pm. April vs Bobcat! Come Hang!!
Feb 11th (Thurs) Intense Women’s Pro Wrestling – Clarksville IN, Jammerz Rollerdome
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The Good, The Bad, The Updated… RIP Georgianne Makropolis.
It’s been a very strange week for me. Lots of not-so-good stomach churning stuff going on. It’s been the kind of week where you go the gym twice a day just to get the hell out of dodge and set your head straight, even though you can’t eat. And my 30-year-old neighbor died in her sleep for no apparent reason. She wasn’t even a pro wrestler. Granted, she filed a lot of noise complaints (on me), but that’s messed up. I’ve lost four pounds this week, so I guess there’s always a silver lining…
I am very sorry to say I wasn’t able to make the memorial of wrestling writer Georgianne Makropolis due to being on the other side of the country. She has not only been exceedingly good to the wrestling business as a whole, but also to me. She was a friend, and I don’t call many people that. I don’t know a single person who had a bad thing to say about her – which is incredibly rare in this kind of business. All she did was give back and help others… that is even more rare in this business. She will be very, very sorely missed.
I had my first love scene on film last week opposite Kevin Nash for Ultimate Death Match III – which is really nerve wracking. A roomful of people standing around watching you play “in love” in your undies, while the room is overheated and lit bright as hell…and you think you’ve got it until the director yells (again) “Move your hand! You’re blocking the shot/face.” And you’ve gotten makeup all over all parties involved and have to go again while trying to look attractive and not melted down. It’s much easier to just look sexy on film than to play at it. Thankfully, everyone involved were super professional. If only all men could age like Henry Rollins, Ron Perlman, Nash or Jack LaLanne. Stay in the gym, get a little gray and jeans, guys, JEANS…not stretchy waistband wide-butt pants gimmicks. No.
—-Then again, most women don’t age like Halle Berry, Helen Mirrin, Katey Sagal or Salma Hayek. Huge thanks to Shawn Caine and the entire UDM team!
On another note, I had a really cool photo shoot last week with one of my favorite models-turned-photographers, Himages. I posted a few images above, but loads more are far too naughty to be shown here. However, they will be found on www.AprilHunter.com if you’re a Member…
Speaking of (especially for you this month!) I’ll have a special Valentines Day two-part dom girl-on-girl pictorial posted! So, be mine, B*TCH! I’ll also have more exclusive photos, another gorgeous guest hottie and I’m finally finishing my Behind-The-Scenes diaries from Europe. Also: a sexy voyeur style video slated for posting. Check back often for new updates!
You Can Sleep With A Blonde, You Can Sleep With A Brunette.
But You’ll Never Get Any Sleep With A Redhead!
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Hunter Ha Ha…
The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman….
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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